Mario is a Terrible Plumber

We’re drafting tonight, and Al finally gets to participate! We’re assembling the team to replace Santa after… well, after any of the obvious problems built around the Santa Claus mythos finally reach their logical conclusion.

But don’t worry! It’s not all dark and weird! We also get to talk about Elon going for the Big Battery 100 Day Challenge, and explore our favorite MCU theories on the heels of Vanity Fair’s awesome expose! See? That sounds fun, right? Good! Because the B Roll is literally the darkest shit we’ve ever covered, and none of us leave feeling good about it!

Know what all this depression needs? A delicious Bowigens beer! Yay unhealthy coping mechanisms!