Rogue One Review, or Casablanca by Michael Bay

ROGUE ONE SPOILERS!! ROGUE ONE SPOILERS!!

 

Professor Stone and Sir Ivan are back in the studio to break down Star Wars Rogue One with Al and Dan, and there’s a lot of ground to cover. But we’re not only talking K2SO and friends! We prefer a more measured response. So, we whet our collective appetites on a smorgasbord of trailers and teasers, including Netflix’s bid at the time travel trope, NBC struggling desperately to make a relevant broadcast television show, and Gosling struggling to learn if Deckard is a replicant. We also touch on the newest wave of Mario mania, because seriously… how can you not? Happy holidays, and SUBSCRIBE!!